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The FN HiPer is a semi-automatic pistol manufactured by FN Herstal exclusively for Armed Forces/Paramilitary/LE sales.
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Debra-Ann Patricia Toporowski is a member of the British Columbia Legislative Assembly for the riding of Cowichan Valley. First elected in the 2024 provincial election as part of the British Columbia New Democratic Party, Toporowski succeeded outgoing member of the legislative assembly (MLA) Sonia Furstenau, who vacated the seat in order to run in the riding of Victoria-Beacon Hill.
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